David Carr has proven one thing over his NFL career and it’s that he loves to try to look like he’s a pretty boy franchise quarterback, but doesn’t want to play like one.  Now, to further drive his career down the tubes, he’s signed on with the Giants where he will never see the field behind the Super Bowl MVP and the left-handed wonder from Ft. Thomas.

Apparently he didn’t hear that Jared Lorenzen is an immovable force at the backup quarterback position and competing for the number 2 spot on the depth chart is where pretty faces go to die.  Lorenzen already buried The Bachelor, so he might as well bury the guy who looks like he should be on the show.  Your career decisions are about as strong as your quarterback rating, David.

Fear the lefty.