A letter to Mr. Rose… April 7, 2008
Posted by Thomas Beisner in NCAA news at-large, Uncategorized.trackback
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Dear Derrick,
I’m not really sure how to start this. It’s funny how these things happen. One day, you’re just another top high school player and some guy on a team I hate, and now you’re the man crush of my life. I mean, you’re not the kind of feline that I usually go for, but I just can’t fight it anymore.
I love you, Derrick Rose.
I love your explosiveness to the hole. I love the way you get from one end of the court to the other in roughly half a second. I love your court sense and your intensity. I love the way you giggle and cuss in post-game press conferences. Basically, I love you and want the best for you.
I want you to be the number 1 pick in the NBA Draft and end all of this silly talk that Tyler Hansbrough is the best player in college basketball or that Michael Beasley or Kevin Love are the future top overall pick. It’s all you, baby. You’re the truth. You’re the future of The League.
That’s what makes this all so difficult. I’m actually rooting against you tonight. You see, your thug coach and your sorry teammates just won’t let me cheer for your Tiger squad. So, tonight, Mr. Rose, I’m a Jayhawk. I hope that you still play Penny to Brandon Rush’s Rex Walters, but when Bill Self is cutting down the nets, I think we’ll still both be ok.
We have a bright future together. See you in The League.
Love,
T.J.
Does “asdf” mean something? I keep wanting to delete it, but I’m afraid it may stand for something hilarious. I hope it does; otherwise, you’re a moron.
Beezner, we need to have a talk. This is unacceptable.
Ummm, I appreciate that you respect my sense of humor enough to think that I’m onto something genius. But, I am just a moron. I might keep it though, I kinda like it.
Nosebreaker, I agree that we should talk. I still want to understand why you killed Bill Keightely with the biggest jinx of all-time.
http://wildcatblitz.com/2008/03/31/today-in-wildcat-history-2/#comments
TAKE HEED:
NEVER GIVE THE “KNOCK ON WOOD” CALL IF YOU DON’T FOLLOW THROUGH WITH IT!!!
I cursed a man to death and I’ll have to live with it for the rest of my life. TJ, don’t speak of this ever again.